Goes to every conference and is part of every newsletter. Needs an intervention.
Obsessed with the newest SaaS product. Wants to integrate it "yesterday." Loves shiny things and has never finished onboarding on a single platform. Refers to your current stack as "legacy" if it's more than 3 months old. Needs an intervention.
"The Stack Addict just bought another BI tool—this one runs on vibes and promises."