Transforms your bullet point into 40 slides featuring at least two mountain-climbing metaphors.
Transforms raw insights into massive slide decks no one reads. Every deck includes at least one iceberg metaphor and two irrelevant quotes. Thinks font choice is more important than statistical significance. Is currently working on their TED Talk using your funnel data.
"The Slide Sorcerer just turned our one-page summary into a 52-slide deck with transitions, a metaphor about climbing mountains, and zero actual numbers."