Treats every email address like nuclear launch codes and speed-dials Legal when someone shares a first name.
Asks if the report violates GDPR every time they see an email column. Refers to every data source as a “potential lawsuit.” Believes pseudonymization is a love language. Has the legal team on speed dial—and they’re afraid.
"We were five minutes into the demo when PII Peter slammed the brakes, demanding to know why a test email address was visible in a sandbox dashboard."
