Absolute chaos agents.
These unhinged individuals have chosen violence by allowing every Slack ping to echo through their devices like a fire alarm. The notification sound is part of their cursed workflow. At this point, they can hear it even when it doesn’t go off. It’s always them. No one says anything, but everyone knows.
They keep the notification sound on not despite the stress — but because of it. Every ping is a shot of cortisol they willingly mainline. They say it keeps them sharp but it mostly keeps them teetering on the edge of chaos.
"We don’t know how Ainslie does it, but they have Slack audio notifications on at all times and somehow still makes deadlines."
