A girl biting on a pencil stressed about a quiz. There is text on the image. It reads: What data team member are you? Take the quiz to go find out!

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Turns their poor planning into your emergency with Slack messages that induce cardiac events.

Panic Pinger

Remembers the board deck needs numbers—5 minutes before the meeting. Lives in constant chaos but somehow thrives there. Their Slack messages induce mild heart attacks. Swears they “totally mentioned it last week.”

"The Panic Pinger is freaking out about 'one quick chart'… for the CEO meeting in 3 minutes."

Panic Pinger

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