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Kanban Kool-Aid

Creates JIRA tickets to track their JIRA tickets while drowning in chaos.

Kanban Kool-Aid

Lives in JIRA. Doesn’t know what your data does, just that it has 47 open tickets. Communicates only in tag chains and status updates. Probably has a dashboard to track dashboards being built.

"Kanban Kool-Aid over here just turned a two-line bug fix into a 7-ticket epic with a retrospective, a kickoff call, and a spiritual journey through the backlog."

Kanban Kool-Aid

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