Spews directives like "make it intuitive" with all the specificity of a drunk fortune cookie.
Sometimes referred to as an "Executive Stakeholder". Sends cryptic Slack messages like “make it better” with no context. Speaks in visions, not requirements. Treats data like a choose-your-own-adventure novel. Somehow still gets final say on everything.
"Feedback Fountain just said 'it's not what I imagined'—but won’t say what they imagined."