A girl biting on a pencil stressed about a quiz. There is text on the image. It reads: What data team member are you? Take the quiz to go find out!

Fax Machine

Technologically frozen in 1995. Still thinks "the cloud" is for rain and refuses to click anything newer than Solitaire.

Fax Machine

That person who refuses to touch dashboards. Asks for CSVs… printed. Thinks SQL is a medical condition and “pivot table” is a furniture reference. Believes “the cloud” is a physical object somewhere.

"Fax Machine just asked for a screenshot of the dashboard... mailed to their house."

Fax Machine

An ad for Secoda which says, experiencing metadata migraines? Ask your data engineer about Secoda.

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The ad reads "When it comes to your valuable data, don't leave it to chance! Contact us". With a mother and baby looking at a computer together while sitting in a kitchen.

An image of a book mock up called "The State of Data Governance in 2025" by Secoda. Below the image there's text that reads" The state of Data Governance in 2025. Download the report."