Demands data-driven decisions then overrides everything because their morning shower had "different vibes."
Affectionaly known as an "Executive Stakeholder". Makes all decisions based on "gut" and vibes, but wants the data to support it. Has a sixth sense for when the numbers are “off” (read: inconvenient). Believes A/B tests are optional if you believe hard enough. Hates charts unless they agree with them. See HPPO.
"Delulu says retention feels better this week, so change the chart to match."
