Lives in a command line, thrives in mayhem. Breaks things just to make them better. Somehow delivers magic at 2 AM.
Deploys to prod at 4PM on Friday and it works. Sleeps in Jupyter, dreams in YAML. Lives on the edge, where documentation goes to die. Builds magic but cannot explain it twice the same way—don’t ask for reproducibility, just accept the miracle. Their commits have crashed production multiple times, but somehow they always fix it before anyone notices (mostly). Their idea of a paper trail is "just read the code".
“When the pipeline broke and then unbroke itself, we knew the Chaotic Engineer had touched it.”
