Idea-vomiting buzzword dispenser.
The equivalent of a napkin with 12 buzzwords and 0 logic. Bursts into meetings with a “game-changing” idea every week. Has never seen a dataset. Every idea starts with “What if…” and ends with six months of unpaid technical debt. Will 100% take credit for anything that accidentally works.
"Oh boy, the Brainstorm Bro wants to use AI to predict churn before users even sign up again."
