Makes dashboards for people who will ignore them and then ask you for the same numbers in a spreadsheet.
The dashboard sorcerer who spends 70% of their time formatting bar charts to fit on one screen. Translates vague executive requests like 'Make it pop' into filterable KPIs. Dies a little inside every time someone screenshots a dashboard instead of using the live link.
Our BI Developers format the same KPI six ways to please six VPs who’ll still ask for it in Excel.
